ponchopeligroso:

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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d0nn0:

jxydx:

Imagine a world where dogs do not exist………

no

phaserbeams:

I may be obnoxious but at least I’m obnoxious in the tags

fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

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gif:

*skypes u but doesn’t talk bc i dont want my family hearing*

me when i listen to alt-j

me: damn this is so fucking good
me: what the fuck is he saying

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

foie:

my ride is here

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

im-kanye-best:

im-kanye-best:

why couldn’t Beethoven fix his hearing?

because he was baroque

pleas e laugh at my jokes
I need to feed my wife and kids

hesitantchemicals:

*mom voice* my romantic chemists

deceptiprom:

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