congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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deepteadiver:

The real question is how did Mark Ruffalo manage to score the url markruffalo

surprisebitch:

babe, dear, and hun sound so weak and cliché. if you were mine, i’ll call you sergeant, general, commander. you’d be my authority figure

unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."

bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

creepyjirachi:

the only card i will ever send

curetes:

nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive

peperomint:

when u dislike a song on an 8tracks but u dont dislike it enough 2 waste a skip on it so u just gotta suffer thru

seriousjones:

you: i’ll have one beer please

me: oh sorry we don’t drink here, this is a straightedge bar

you: so what do you do?

everyone in the bar:

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"There is more blood than water flowing here in Gaza."
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