"but officer they were fucking with my clique"
her husband left while she was trying to cuddle him but her arms remained attracted to him
do you ever get anxiety bc your room is so messy but ur just too damn lazy to clean it
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.
don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about
why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises
it’s the only way they can hear it
"reblog if you’re not homophobic, keep scrolling if you are" is just tumblr’s equally irritating and pointless version of "share if u love god, ignore for satan"But I love Satan!
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]