anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

simsgonewrong:

her husband left while she was trying to cuddle him but her arms remained attracted to him

neatpotatoes:

iconic

gnarly:

do you ever get anxiety bc your room is so messy but ur just too damn lazy to clean it

favabean05:

alljustletters:

andercas:

no matter how old I get

I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.

disheartens:

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

ben-c:

beautiful-kisses13:

ben-c:

"reblog if you’re not homophobic, keep scrolling if you are" is just tumblr’s equally irritating and pointless version of "share if u love god, ignore for satan"

But I love Satan!

image

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Films [wronghands]

Previously: Anatomy of Songs

tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."

posturepain:

1msg:

Oliver

everybody has my bed sheets. IKEA BB

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