every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
*gets drivers license*
old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!
Imagine a world where dogs do not exist………
I may be obnoxious but at least I’m obnoxious in the tags
"so how is school going?"
*skypes u but doesn’t talk bc i dont want my family hearing*
when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store
why the fuck would this be my reaction
You must not have a best friend
my ride is here
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
why couldn’t Beethoven fix his hearing?
because he was baroque
pleas e laugh at my jokes
I need to feed my wife and kids
*mom voice* my romantic chemists