being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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rumlow:

you attack captain america you attack me 

"And so she became obsessed with her weight because it was the only thing she could control."

pandaexpressvevo:

do you ever get a text and think “nah” and go back to whatever you’re doing

sassypotter:

allabitofablur:

ellanarosetw:

theladymonsters:

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

make a movie.

the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things

Cast Amy Poehler

pokepuffs:

these frames were consecutive 

bloxs:

Yh I’m creeped out by how Ariana Grande is sexualised and also made to look like a child simultaneously. Whoever is marketing her needs to stop it.

folieafuck:

jehovahs:

we can all agree that autumn is a nicer word than fall

Autumn Out Boy

nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

pocabu:

my parents brought home some really nice plants!!

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